Say what you will about Florida pastor Terry Jones, but he's probably got the best mustache out of any of the candidates. The outspoken author of Islam Is Of The Devil went to high school with Rush Limbaugh and got into the religion racket in the 1970s. He spent some time in Germany, where he was fined by the government for calling himself a doctor without being one. He won some press last year for announcing plans for a nationwide burning of Korans, and his party platform for the 2012 election revolves around deporting all illegal immigrants and reducing corporate tax rates.
