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August 26th, 2011
Stanley Kubrick Cinemagraphs
The Shining ones are particularly eerie. (Via UnrealityMag)
Deleted Video Game Scenes
So that's how we had so many extra lives.... (Via Cracked)
ESPN Questions Racism
The Michael Vick controversy is accompanied by a odd picture. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Celebrity Caricatures
Oh, Natalie Portman. Your cheeks are huge. (Via UpRoxx)
August 25th, 2011
Awesome Movies That Almost Had Horrible Endings
We really dodged the terrible ending bullet with these flicks. (Via Cracked)
Horse Hurdle Fail
You have one job horse, do it right. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Proposal Advice On Facebook
This is probably not the best idea. (Via UpRoxx)
Hot Girl + Pokemon Cosplay = Win
When do things cross the line from sexy to weird? We don't care. (Via UnrealityMag)
August 24th, 2011
A Hottie Gets Smoked
Note to self: don't answer questions if people are recording your response. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Andy Samberg As Tennis Icons
Andy Samberg re-envisions some of Tennis' greatest moments. (Via UpRoxx)
Dress Like A Deus Ex Badass
Buy the Deus Ex trench coat and increase your badass level. (Via UnrealityMag)
Animals With Mind Control
While we're still researching mind control, the animal kingdom is mastering it. (Via Cracked)
August 23rd, 2011
What Influences Taste?
The scientists of Cracked are here to tell you. (Via Cracked)
Joe Nammath's Twitter
Is a must-follow. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
The Hottest, Geekiest Bathing Suit
Get this for the girl you're seeing, pronto. (Via UnrealityMag)
The Google and Facebook War Rages On
Who do you think will end up being the victor? (Via UpRoxx)
August 22nd, 2011
Underwear For Studs
Finally, a snug pair of undies. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Images That Look Photoshopped
Seriously, they're not. (Via Cracked)
Childhood Characters Reinvented As Villains
Prepare to be scarred. (Via UnrealityMag)
Charlie Sheen To Take Over Libya
Long live an empire of tiger blood and winning. (Via UpRoxx)
August 19th, 2011
Friend Zone Fiona Is Super Annoying
You're only property to her, just remember that. (Via UpRoxx)
Where's Wall-E?
Can you find him? (Via UnrealityMag)
Yoko Ono's Insane Tweets
Drugs are bad kids. (Via Cracked)
Andrei Kirilenko's Awful New Tattoo
What was he thinking? (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
August 18th, 2011
The Misunderstood Douchebag
He's just misunderstood, bro. (Via UpRoxx)
The Tricks of Movies
Reload a gun? In the middle of battle? No way, man! (Via UnrealityMag)
Ways Your Brain Can Totally Mess Up
And you thought forgetting that girls name sucked. (Via Cracked)
The Facts of South Park
South Park's history in an infographic, hooray! (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
August 17th, 2011
The Best Facebook Default Picture
And the award goes to... (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Seriously Underqualified Movie Characters
How did these people even get jobs? (Via Cracked)
What Have Our Beloved Video Game Heroes Done?
The years of slaughtering enemies have finally taken it's toll. (Via UnrealityMag)
The Most Terrible Movies Of All Time
These movies are so bad that you can't even ironically watch them. (Via UpRoxx)
August 16, 2011
The Dumb Things Schools Do For Safety
The answer to protecting our kids is stupidity. (Via Cracked)
The Batcopter Makes It's First Appearance
Seems Batman has a new toy in The Dark Knight Rises. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
NHL Video Game Goalie Masks
Lot's of hockey players are big time gamers. (Via UnrealityMag)
South Korea Trolls Are Set Free
The silly internet law of South Korea has been tossed out. (Via UpRoxx)
August 15, 2011
Noel Gallagher Blames Riots On Video Games
Video games get attacked once again. (Via UpRoxx)
Patrick Stewart Marriage Proposal
A Star Trek fan figures who better to propose in front of than Picard himself? (Via UnrealityMag)
A 5-Year-Old's Weapon Designs
We would win every war, ever. (Via Cracked)
This Guy Really Loves Golf
The last, true golf fan left. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
August 12, 2011
Celebrities in Different Time Periods
A 19th century Nicolas Cage? Sure, why not. (Via UpRoxx)
Deadly Animals You Can't Help But Love
Sure these little guys can rip your throat out, but they're so cute! (Via Cracked)
Portal's Wheatley Comes to Life
Ricky Gervais' murderous robot sits down for a chat. (Via UnrealityMag)
Harold and Kumar Celebrate Christmas
The new trailer focuses on the holidays and the ridiculousness of 3D. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
July 6, 2011
Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?
Our sources say yes. (Via Cracked)
Tips for Speed Dating
It's better to love at high speeds than to never have loved at all. (Via AskMen)
Earth Satellites in Real-Time
Take a look at just how many heaps of metal could come crashing down on you. (Via GEarthBlog)
Trees Carved Out of Books
You don't need real plants to liven up your house anymore. (Via 1800Recycling)
Clerk at Casey Anthony Verdict Is Shocked
Even the clerk can't believe what just happened. (Via TMZ)
A Meme Fit for a President
Ask Obama helps us understand just how busy our president is. (Via UpRoxx)
July 1, 2011
Cute Roulette
Forget the debauchery of ChatRoulette and get down with some cuteness. (Via CuteRoulette)
Animals Can Be Real Dicks
Turns out a lot of animals are just jerks. (Via AnimalsBeingDicks)
The Rock Goes Down Splash Mountain
It doesn't matter where your mountain is! (Via UnrealityMag)
Children's Toys With Terrifying Backstories
I can no longer sleep next to my Rainbow Bright. (Via Cracked)
Every Michael Bay Film in One Minute
Actor, actress, government, explosion, explosion, explosion. (Via CollegeHumor)
The Machine That Destroys Everything
It probably won't destroy your fingers though. Try it out. (Via PunchBaby)
Zukerberg Joins Google+
He was sick of Farmville. (Via UpRoxx)
June 30, 2011
Matrix Lobby Scene Done A Cappella
Do do dedede da do do do do. Pew! Pew! (Via UnrealityMag)
Google Swiffy Ends Flash's Tyranny
Is Swiffy Google's answer to Flash on the iPhone? (Via GoogleLabs)
Robot Armpit
Why? Well, why not? (Via KevinGrennan)
World of FourCraft
A hack turns Foursquare into a giant game of Risk. (Via Mashable)
New Harry Potter Online Community
The consensus: this will not end well. (Via Cracked)
Google Targets Facebook
Can Google do social networking better than the king? (Via UpRoxx)
June 29, 2011
7 Insane Online Gaming Moments
Throw a couple of people together in a virtual world and watch magic happen. (Via Cracked)
Short Film Shot on Nokia Cellphones
The quality actually isn't that bad. (Via UpRoxx)
Teen Falls Off Escalator
Under the influence of alcohol? No way! (Via FOX)
A Woman Dies at her Own Funeral
She must've come back as a zombie and scared herself. (Via TheSun)
Police Officers Leave Rifle on Trunk
And I thought leaving my Dunkin' on the top was bad. (Via KOMONews)
The Most Inspirational Graduation Speeches
Nothing gets me going like a good Conan speech. (Via AskMen)
June 28, 2011
CM Punk Flips out on Raw
The best shoot ever conceived or an unhappy Punk? (Via BleacherReport)
Game of Muppets
The Muppets get the Game of Thrones treatment. (Via GameofThronesofMuppets)
Penguin Takes First Steps
A penguin with a damaged foot begins to walk again. (Via SayOMG)
Millenium Falcon Bean Bag
This awesome piece of furniture will never make the Kessel run. (Via OhGizmo)
Virtual Store Front
Virtual shopping wows the Korean market. (Via IBelieveinAdv)
Eminem and Sasha Grey Hook Up
Rap tycoon meets sex film goddess. (Via UpRoxx)
Movies Successful Actors Forget Exist
They might forget, but I will never forget the KISS movie. (Via Cracked)
June 27, 2011
A Dwarf Slap a Child for 10 Minutes
How can this get better? It's to Led Zeppelin. (Via PunchBaby)
Bars Serving Horse Semen
It's most popular amongst the lady customers. (Via FOX)
Giant OLED Globe
The world can be fascinating when made of LEDs. (Via WhoNeedsTV)
Are You Smarter Than a Plant?
Forget 5th graders, we know you're not smarter then them. (Via FreeWorldGroup)
The Happy Hot Dog Man!
Love hot dogs but hate the boring routine? (Via HappyHotDogMan)
June 24, 2011
Jamie Kennedy Thinks He's Important
Kennedy rants on Twitter just make him look even sadder. (Via UpRoxx)
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Remake We All Want
I have never been so turned on by giant, horribly mutated turtles. (Via UnrealityMag)
Robots May Already Be Too Human
It goes beyond being self-aware. They're feeling. (Via Cracked)
The Search for the Psychtopus
Paul is dead. Who will take up the mantle? (Via AOL)
Break Up With Your Grilfriend, the Easy Way
Seriously, who will question time travel? (Via CollegeHumor)
Newest Heavy Metal Band
Will destroy your soul and eat your face. (Via DailyHaHa)
The $100,000 Razor
Resistant to molten lava? I'll take eight! (Via Yahoo)
June 20, 2011
Facebook Looks To Conquer More
Zuckerberg sets his sights on Spotify. (Via BusinessInsider)
Agents of Cracked
A new season of Cracked, a new season of hilarity. (Via Cracked)
Keanu Reeves Capitalizes on Meme
When the internet bashes you, make money off it. (Via UpRoxx)
Hottest E3 Girls
With E3 over, we can finally talk about the most important part: the girls. (Via UnrealityMag)
Homeowners Foreclose on Bank
Homeowners sieze a banks assets. (Via DigTriad)
Mom Spanks Child, Gets Probation
Seriously, who spanks nowadays? (Via ABC)
Impress Science Geeks With These Gifts
Frozen smoke? Liquid Metal? Color me interested. (Via TechnologyWorld)
The Coolest Superhero Logos
Your favorite superhero logos, judges and ranked. (Via AskMen)
June 17, 2011
Skateboarding Monks
What else is there to do in a silent monestary? (Via ICanHasInternets)
Barking Cat
This barking cat goes back to meowing after being caught. (Via ViralViralVideos)
Man Fesses Up to Shooting Tupac
The decade long shooting is finally solved. (Via SmokingGun)
Weiner Pulls Out
The inevitable resignation of Weiner. (Via MSNBC)
Badass Dudes Who Should've Had Kids
Some men were born just to raise offspring. (Via Cracked)
Zack Galifianakis Visits the Meme World
Multipanel jokes are funny, but they're funnier with Galifianakis. (Via UpRoxx)
R2-D2 Can Be Sexy
When these chicks are dressed like him. (Via UnrealityMag)
June 16, 2011
Samuel L. Jackson Reads a Bedtime Story
There's only one way to get your children to bed: screaming. (Via UpRoxx)
Currency Art
If only our real dollar bills has face huggers on them. (Via UnrealityMag)
Impossible Ways to Escape Your Fate
Nothing is impossible when you want to go home. (Via Cracked)
Hugh Hefner's Totally Single
Not that he was all about loyalty to begin with. (Via EOnline)
Smart Dog
A dog finds a unique way to go up stairs. (Via SayOMG)
Ferris Bueller 2
The sequel to the classic. (Via TheComicsComic)
The Internet's Drink Menu
Meme + Menu = Memu (Via MemeBase)
Kitten Stuck in a Hamster Ball
It's hard to be sad when this makes you so happy. (Via DListed)
June 14, 2011
Dalai Lama Joke Backfires
Obviously the first thing you should do with the Dalai Lama is make fun of him. (Via UpRoxx)
The Illuminati of Cartoons
The greatest minds of our cartoon generation. (Via UnrealityMag)
Battlefield 3 Destroys Its Fanbase
A good business model revolves around alienating your loyal fans. (Via Forbes)
The Disturbing Power of the Baby Bullet
After it makes puree, it will devour your soul. (Via TIFR)
Catch a Baseball Like a Boss
Don't even take off your shades bro, you got this. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Emma Watson's Wardrobe Malfunction
Hermoine lets the cat out of the bag. (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
Naked Man Forces Airplane to Land
A man goes on a nude rampage and is not arrested. (Via BestWeekEver)
How to Be a Grown Up
Just graduate college? Read this. (Via Cracked)
June 13, 2011
Dogs Vs Sprinklers
Did you think cats were their mortal enemies? Think again. (Via BuzzFeed)
Onion-worthy Headlines
Real headlines that give Onion writers a run for their money. (Via Tumblr)
Man Tricks Wife With Reverse Sting
Man arrested for saying he wanted his wife dead reveals he was just kidding. (Via TheSmokingGun)
Textify Your Pictures
Turn your favorite pics into text art. (Via Textify)
Yoda the Comedian
Yoda telling some "that's what she said" jokes. (Via SaidThatSheDid)
Logo Swap
These swaps will make you feel extremely uncomfortable. (Via MyModernMET)
Everything Great About YouTube
It all fits into a five minute video. What does that tell you? (Via NeatoRama)
Mario Party Vs Left 4 Dead
We really need a M-rated Mario game. (Via UnrealityMag)
The Worst Weapons Ever
Sticky grenades didn't really work like they do in Call of Duty. (Via Cracked)
June 10, 2011
The Best Examples of Petty Revenge
Revenge is sweet, especially when it's petty. (Via Cracked)
Cicada Ice Cream
Insect ice cream, anyone? (Via CBC)
The Aussies Built a Hoverbike
Star Wars fans rejoice! (Via GizMag)
Zack Stentz Talks Gay Subtext in X-Men
The writer of X-Men First Class corrects someone on Facebook. (Via TheMarySue)
Tracy Morgan Goes on an Anti-Gay Rant
All evidence surrounding the incident remains to be found. (Via UpRoxx)
The MI6 Trolls Al-Qaida
James Bond replaces bomb blueprints with cupcake recipes. (Via MSNBC)
Conan O'Brien Joins Smash Bros
Coco gets the Super Smash treatment. (Via UnrealityMag)
June 9, 2011
Video Games Outsell Hollywood
Are they the only form of entertainment impervious to the recession? (Via UpRoxx)
Amazing Behind the Scenes of Star Wars
Little did you know, the AT-ATs were the size of chihuahuas. (Via UnrealityMag)
The Most Misused Words
Another lesson in our native tongue. (Via ListVerse)
Michelle Obama on iCarly
The first First Lady to be on Nickelodeon. (Via Time)
Katy Perry Pretends to Be 13
Braces are officially in this year. (Via VideoGum)
Tron Guy Enters America's Got Talent
The only place to go outsaide of the Grid is a talent show. (Via VVVideos)
Fake Colleges You Can Go To
Some over-the-top colleges are based on some real places. (Via OnlineCollegeCourses)
Why Internet in America Sucks
Wait for this page to load, it's worth it. (Via Cracked)
June 8, 2011
Disgruntled Customers Are Still Funny
A woman thrown out of a movie theater leaves a great voicemail. (Via UnrealityMag)
Forget Planking, It's All About Coneing
The newest internet fad is actually funny this time. (Via UpRoxx)
Searching for Kitty Fischer
We found him, and he hates losing. (Via SayOMG)
Awesome People Hanging Out
When two super powers hang out, magic is produced. (Via Tumblr)
A Girl's Rapist Friended Her on Facebook
Claims talking was better than therapy. (Via XOJane)
Canine Pairing Software
Find your perfect dog by matching facial features. (Via Doppelganger)
The Best of Weiner's Texts
The best of those career runining gems. (Via AskMen)
The Inevitable Future of Game Shows
After Mob Wives, anything is possible. (Via Cracked)
June 6, 2011
Can You Name Every Pokemon?
I doubt it! (Via FreeWorldGroup)
Mortal Kombat Vs. Donkey Kong
Get over here, monkey! (Via UnrealityMag)
The 10 Best Ways to Waste Time on the Internet
Not porn. (Via Gawker)
Fox News Thinks Tina Fey Is Palin
An image mix up is sure to produce some new memes. (Via PolitcalCarnival)
Get Dry-Humped by Rhianna
Automatically get entered to win a dry-hump with every ticket purchase. (Via UpRoxx)
Take a Bite Out of Anthony's Weiner
A Brooklyn sausage joint cashes in on the Weiner puns. (Via DailyNews)
Glitches That Improved Gaming
Did you know the Konami code was an accident? (Via Cracked)
June 2, 2011
Turn Your Facebook Page Into a Museum
Go on a creepy journey through your social life. (Via Intel)
Shaq's Greatest Moments
In honor of his retirement, let's try and forget about all those free throws. (Via Ranker)
I'm Not Racist But...
A collection of ignorance and idiocy on Facebook. (Via ImNotRacistBut)
Stephen Colbert's Certitude
Stephen Colbert's latest tweets have been poking fun at Anthony Weiner. (Via Twitter)
Arcades in the 80's
Now, we have a lot less sleeveless t-shirts. (Via UnrealityMag)
Modern Stuff, Old-Time Ads
What would they do with iPhones in 1920? (Via Cracked)
A Kidney for an iPad
A disappointed Steve Jobs wanted his soul. (Via UpRoxx)
June 1, 2011
Blake Lively Nude!
Moar! Moar! MOAR! (Via Egotastic)
Play Doom From Work
If your boss catches you, whip out the BFG. (Via SlashDot)
Cat Loses Weight on Underwater Treadmill
Why is the treadmill underwater, you ask? Why not. (Via BestWeekEver)
Tornainbow
At least it wasn't a double tornainbow. (Via EvilMilk)
Superhero Pictograms
Beauty in simplicity. (Via UnrealityMag)
Cellphones Could Possibly Cause Cancer
I should probably stop keeping it in my front pocket. (Via UpRoxx)
This Guy Stole My MacBook!
Man steals MacBook, only to be thwarted by a savvy Apple consumer. (Via Tumblr)
Weird Stuff From Shakespeare
Shakespeare? Weird? No way. (Via Cracked)
May 31, 2011
When Toddlers Attack!
No toddler is safe. (Via UnrealityMag)
Tupac and Biggie Declared Alive
Hackers know what news we really care about. (Via UpRoxx)
Charles Barkley Reveals the NBA's Terrible Secret
This explains the 2 hour showers. (Via TheOnion)
Isaiah Mustafa as Luke Cage
The Marvel train just won't stop. (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
Arab Spring Soap
Get that real freedom smell. Just the smell. (Via Heavy)
Friendly Jellyfish
Jellyfish without stingers? Sign me up. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Batman Talks to Himself
Bruce Wayne has a heart to heart with the Dark Knight. (Via VideoThunder)
Snooki Imprisoned
Surprisingly, without booze. (Via People)
May 27, 2011
Cat Defends His Couch
Whether the kid is laughing or crying, he has learned his lesson. (Via SayOMG)
China Uses Prisoners to Play WoW
I'm not sure what's worse: prison or World of Warcraft gold farming. (Via Guardian)
Computer Error Releases 450 Inmates
Sometimes life gives you another chance, sometimes a computer does. (Via LATimes)
When People Think the Onion Is True
The reactions on Facebook are priceless. Sad, but priceless. (Via Tumblr)
Indiana Jones Performs a Fatality
No one from the Netherworld is safe from giant propellers. (Via UnrealityMag)
Michael Sheen Does a Dramatic Reading
Aro himself performs a dramatic reading of a Twilight fan-fiction. (Via UpRoxx)
Mystery Baby Theater
Parents become ultimate trols by hiding their babies gender. (Via ParentDish)
May 26, 2011
10 + 10 x 0 = ?
Math wasn't ever really needed anyway. (Via BuzzFeed)
Urban Outfitters Rips Off Independent Designer
Not cool, big business. Not cool. (Via Tumblr)
A Date With Kate Upton
Sometimes all you need is a little courage. (Via Guyism)
Easter Eggs You Never Caught in Movies
Sometimes the movies are ruined for you without you even knowing. (Via Cracked)
Cute Magikarp Evolves into Sexy Gyarados
Childhood ruined or enhanced? (Via UnrealityMag)
100 Images We Need to Preserve
Future generations will be nothing without these images. (Via UpRoxx)
May 25, 2011
The Right to Masterbate at Work
It's yours to have, if you're this woman. (Via Guanabee)
Woman Demands Pizza With Sword
It was just a misunderstanding about a missing pizza cutter. (Via MSNBC)
How the Expanded Universe Destroyed Star Wars
The Emperor was a clone? (Via Dorkly)
Top 5 Oprah Meltdowns
And you get a meltdown! And you get a meltdown! (Via AskMen)
Emma Watson Is Surprised
But what is she looking at? (Via UnrealityMag)
Tom Brady's Newest Meme
He's really happy. Really, really happy. (Via WithLeather)
Ron Howard Wants Your Ideas
In a few days, Howard will turn your ideas into a movie. (Via YouTube)
May 24, 2011
Skydiving Gone Wrong
At least he smacked into some bushes. (Via SayOMG)
My Little Pony Proves Physics
Science is always better with ponies. (Via Reddit)
Dumb Tweets at Brands
Letting Dunkin' Donuts know about your menstrual pains may be TMI. (Via Tumblr)
The Life Cycle of a Meme
Just when should we stop telling these jokes? (Via Cracked)
Run For the Olympics From Your Computer Chair
If you can figure out how to run forward, this game is loads of fun. (Via Foddy)
The Best Gears of War 3 Beta Player Is Deaf
A Gears 3 player with a disadvantage has committed to being the best. (Via GearsCon)
The Apocalypse Will Come From Video Games
A play-by-play of the role of video games in the rapture. (Via UnrealityMag)
Lady Gaga Eats Letterman's Notes
She's so weird and controversial. (Via UpRoxx)
May 23, 2011
Now You Can Buy Spells on eBay?
For those of us who failed the Hogwarts entry exam, we just buy them off eBay. (Via eBay)
The Best Fails of Man's Other Half
Women can fail pretty hard. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Chucky the Video Game
It's bound to be more scary than Resident Evil 5. (Via G4)
Former Child Star Seeks a Woman
Thud Butt from Hook is looking for his guppy. (Via TMZ)
The Top Superhero Movies of All Time
A bold list. Do you agree? (Via UnrealityMag)
Second Transformers Trailer
Proves robots hate tall buildings. (Via GammaSquad)
Buy Zelda, Get An Ocarina
Annoying yelling fairy still not included. (Via Kotaku)
May 20, 2011
Randy Savage Passes
A moment of silence for the greatest Slimjim advertiser ever. (Via Yahoo)
Tom Hardy as Bane
Is it just me or is he looking a little small? (Via AintItCool)
Military Dogs
These canines mean business. (Via ForeignPolicy)
Scenes From Movies That Suck in Reality
James Bond really made poker a lot cooler than it is. (Via UnrealityMag)
Pacquiao Leads No Condom Campaign
God put us here to multiply, according to Pacquiao. (Via WithLeather)
The Truth Behind a Beloved Character
Did you see the the twist coming? (Via DogandPonyShow)
Darth Vader Gets His Freak On
With trombone playing and salsa dancing. (Via CollegeHumor)
Volunteer for Cyborg Program
Man trades in dead hand for robot prosthetic. (Via io9)
May 19, 2011
Textbook Emergency Landing
Amazing landing by a skilled pilot. (Via BoreMe)
The Government Comments on Zombie Apocalypse
The CDC talks zombies. Now you can start worrying. (Via Blastr)
What Toy Story Almost Was
It was not pretty. (Via UnrealityMag)
Rashida Jones Wants to Pose Nude
Objections? Didn't think so. (Via UpRoxx)
Video Games for Your Cats
When cats aren't being total dicks they're actually kind of cute. (Via Mashable)
Doctor Who Cupcakes
If only the Tardis actually made cupcakes. (Via Geekgasm)
The Subtle Differences of L.A. Noire
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. (Via Kotaku)
May 18, 2011
Batman Discusses His Beatdown
Claims cape got in his way... doesn't sound like Batman to me. (Via Guyism)
81-Year-Old Man Thinks Twitter Is Google
Why else would you tweet "cold toes?" (Via Twitter)
Cellphone User Kicked Off Train
She feels disrespected. (Via KomoNews)
Retro Portal 2 Posters
For the Mantis Men in all of us. (Via UnrealityMag)
Jon Stewart and Bill O' Reilly Get Along
The world is ending on Saturday. (Via UpRoxx)
The Most Controversial Fights
The one of me against the guy in that bar didn't make it. (Via AskMen)
Girl Sets Butt on Fire
Another reason why women should not fart. (Via AngryDuck)
May 17, 2011
40 Things That Show Your Age
I might as well have a father time beard. (Via BuzzFeed)
Most Insane Jumps
Ten jumps that turn your stomach. (Via SlackerNetwork)
A Jousting Match
A rain delay has never been more chivalrous. (Via TIFR)
Napoleon Dynamite Cartoon
His lips hurt real bad. (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
The Inside of a Wave
For the surfing inept. (Via ATII)
X-Men First Class Information Extravaganza
Everything you need to know about the upcoming flick. (Via GammaSquad)
What Was On the Screen of the Situation Room?
Navi didn't warn them enough. (Via TwitPic)
May 16, 2011
A Drunk's Guide to Partying
Go from lovable friend to drunken pain in an instant. (Via Cracked)
Dissolvable Bikini
It's water soluble, we promise. Jump in the water now. (Via RacheShop)
The Burning House
What would you grab if your house was on fire? (Via TheBurningHouse)
Lindsey Lohan Vs. the Bra
Since when is refusal to wear underwear a bad thing? (Via FOX)
Cartoons Invade Reality
Mickey Mouse will nuke your house. (Via UnrealityMag)
Bin Laden Porn Titles
Twitter users had a couple ideas of what was in Bin Laden's stash. (Via UpRoxx)
Pictures From Dark Knight Rises Set
No pictures of Bale scolding workers yet. (Via ShockYa)
Thing With Faces On Them
A world of emotions. (Via ThingsWithFaces)
May 13, 2011
The Best Office Prank Ever
Oh my god, there's a bear in my cubicle! (Via UnrealityMag)
Lady Gaga's Penis Shoes
Her American Idol appearance was accompanied by sex toys. (Via WarmingGlow)
Portal 2 Cube Tricks
This player will make you feel like a brand new test subject. (Via Joystiq)
Racist Politican
He has a Korean wife. He can help you. (Via MotherJones)
Your Modern Warfare 3 Information Center
The biggest game of 2011 has just been revealed. (Via Kotaku)
Facebook Attacks Google
Now that they were caught, they are staying quiet. (Via TechCrunch)
Douchebag Hotspots
The douchiest places douchebags like to hang. (Via AskMen)
Zombie Survival Blog
For the latest zombie news. (Via ZombieSurvivalStation)
May 12, 2011
Always Negative Pregnancy Test
The new Plan B is denial. (Via CollegeHumor)
Portal 2 and Pokemon
The connections just keep coming. (Via Dorkly)
R2-D2 Takes Out the Trash
Inside himself. (Via BoingBoing)
Mario's Revelation
Childhood = Ruined. (Via Imgur)
Bizarre Locations
Entrances to Hell and proof of alien life right in our backyard. (Via ATII)
Disneyland Makes a No No
Bad Disneyland! Bad! (Via UnrealityMag)
The Biggest Obama Fan Ever
Finally meets his idol. (Via UpRoxx)
May 11, 2011
Robots Learn to Fly in Formation
Now all they have to do is learn how to kill us all. (Via IEEE)
Man Jet Packs Over Grand Canyon
He's been watching the movie Rocketeer a lot. (Via PopSci)
Megan Fox For Armani
Her new ads are almost NSFW. Almost. (Via Popoholic)
Tom Hanks + Graffiti = Hanksy
When it appears, you'll know. (Via Wooster)
Watch Movies in Pods
Who doesn't want to watch a movie in a pod? (Via USA)
Posting Your Mother On a Message Board
Only good things could come of this. (Via UpRoxx)
Don't Be Messin' With Spider-Man
He'll just take an upside down dump. (Via UnrealityMag)
Modern Warfare 3's Cover Art
No sign of Infinity Ward on the cover... (Via Kotaku)
May 10, 2011
Liquid Carbon Dioxide
Throw 100 degrees below zero liquid at your friends. (Via Dump)
Medicinal Animals
Greyhound respirators and sheep dialysis machines. (Via ATII)
The Terminator Is Single
Date him if you want to live. (Via DailyMail)
Cat Reunion Via Facebook
Social media is the new catnip. (Via UPI)
Baby Pat Down
You never know what those babies are smuggling. Other than poo, I mean. (Via TSA)
Take Over the World
Online Risk-esque domination game. (Via WarLight)
Microsoft Purchases Skype
Xbox is inching closer and closer to SexBox. (Via UpRoxx)
May 9, 2011
PSN Down Until End of May
Have the hacker threats scared Sony into keeping it down? (Via Kotaku)
Stuff Students Write
The future of society doesn't look that great. (Via Tumblr)
3,000 Words Added to Scrabble
Slang words include "innit," "thang," and "grrl." (Via Scotsman)
The Next Best Line of Clothing
UFC fighter says it will include "angel wings and naked lady silhouettes". (Via OnionSports)
Pure Gigapixel Nature
Check out Yosemite National Park in extreme high-def. (Via Yosemite17)
The Best New Meme
Osama's television commentary. (Via UpRoxx)
May 6, 2011
Play Donkey Kong
Right from your browser! (Via FreeWorldGroup)
Japanese Ghost Prank
This poor guy jumps out of his skin. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Superheroes on Bicycles
Some Star Wars guys are thrown in there too. (Via TIFR)
Kate Upton Models Bikinis For You
You can thank me later. (Via TurdFergusonBlog)
Drug Dealer Stole Money
So this man called the cops. Seems logical to me. (Via UpRoxx)
A Third Attack Aimed at Sony
The hackers demand justice. Again and again and again. (Via CNET)
Steampunk Sonic
An artist's take on a steam-powered hedgehog. (Via BoingBoing)
May 5, 2011
President Bush Responds to Bin Laden's Death
It's been a great week for President Bush, and America. (Via FunnyOrDie)
The Voice Rejects Ellen
The chair knows all. (Via Dump)
Facebook to Buy Skype?
Zuckerberg looking to expand. (Via Complex)
CSI: Miami Vs Mortal Kombat
David Caruso kills us with one-liners. (Via Heavy)
Alternate Blade Runner Movie Posters
Hilarious takes on the cult classic. (Via UnrealityMag)
Paul the Psychic Octopus
He's never been wrong! (Via SeerofSeers)
Bin Laden Loved Whitney Houston
So much that he wanted Bobby Crown dead. (Via UpRoxx)
What if the Peanuts had Twitter?
They're already pretty witty. Are they 140 characters witty? (Via PeanutTweeter)
May 4, 2011
Interesting GIF Art
Now even GIF's are art. MoMA, look out. (Via FromMeToYou)
Situation Room Pic May Be Crowned Most Viewed
The picture of Obama and company learning of Osama's death is racking up views. (Via TechCrunch)
Cause and Effect On the Internet
A simple equation that shows you what your internet decisions cause. (Via IFTTT)
The Laziest Employees
You'd be surprised what these people get away with. (Via Cracked)
The Real Angry Bird
National geographic found him. (Via EvilMilk)
Osama Bin Laden Vs Pop Culture
How long before the movie comes out? (Via UnrealityMag)
A Vampiric Passing of Gas
Are we too old for fart jokes? Nope. (Via UpRoxx)
May 3, 2011
Cats Vs Meat
There can be only one! (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
Three People on a Motorcycle
What could go wrong? Oh right, that. (Via TIFR)
A Case of Tiger Dendrophilia
He's lying. Tigers can't change. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Mark Frederickson's Celebrity Cartoons
The Mad magazine artist takes on our favorite celebs. (Via UnrealityMag)
Get Ready for Thor!
A collection of trailers and clips to get your blood flowing. (Via GammaSquad)
The Nyan Cat Sensation
Nothing seems to be stopping this new internet meme. (Via KnowYourMeme)
First Zombie-Proof Home
Live in this spacious encampment for pennies a day. (Via ATII)
May 2, 2011
Dog Teasing
A man really gets under his dog's skin. (Via DailyWhat)
Sexy Stormtrooper
A Stormtrooper all of us can enjoy. (Via AngryDuck)
Worst Hotel Guest Ever
Dead bodies under the bed? Sure we got that. (Via News)
Play Dominoes With Friends
Join a room and start playing! (Via FreeWorldGroup)
The Competitive Bug Virus
Dr. Hoolavez has discovered an interesting new species. (Via HoolaEffect)
Fan-made Portal 2 Poster
Cave Johnson quotes brighten up any day. (Via UnrealityMag)
Pics From Breaking Dawn
The honeymoon begins! (FilmDrunk)
April 29, 2011
The Most Terrifying Video Game Enemies
Zombies, and aliens, and ghosts, oh my! (Via UnrealityMag)
The Yelp Elite
The most pompous food connoisseurs you'll ever find. (Via YelpElite)
Facebook Statuses That Would Destroy You
"I got so wasted at the Creed concert last night," would cause me to delete anyone. (Via Reddit)
Michelle Obama's Third Hand
Don't worry everyone, it was her mother's. (Via ChicagoTribune)
Couch Surfing
Find new friends, share vacations, go couch surfing. (Via CouchSurfing)
The Shark Whisperer
Why these sharks are such pushovers, I'll never know. (Via PunchBaby)
The Hottest Princesses
A list of the hottest women of royalty. (Via AskMen)
Donald Trump Dodged the Draft
Let's elect him to be President. (Via SmokingGun)
April 28, 2011
Journal of Animal Ethics Deems "Pets" Derogatory
I guess naming my dog Assclown wasn't right either. (Via Telegraph)
Record Breaking Tornado
A monster of a tornado whips through Alabama. (Via DailyWhat)
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Trailer
Rambo, sneak, or hack your way through enemies. (Via Complex)
Man Walks Away from Lightning Strike
Hit by lightning? Big whoop. (Via Break)
50 Years of the Wilhelm Scream
Stock screaming never sounded so good. (Via YouTube)
Donald Trump Blames China
Little does he know, his clothing brand is made in China. (Via UpRoxx)
Mark Ruffalo Talks Hulk
The new actor talks about making the Hulk likable. (Via MTV)
PSN Data Encrypted(?)
Sony says don't worry, just make sure to worry. (Via TIME)
April 27, 2011
Grown Up Disney Princesses
I guess since I go to Comic-Con as Master Chief, I can't really make fun of anyone. (Via UnrealityMag)
Rat Lives in Sub Woofer
Is this rat deaf or does he just really like house music? (Via SayOMG)
Cupcake Vodka
Why bring real cupcakes to an 8-year-old's birthday party? This will get them sleepy faster. (Via VillageVoice)
Make Your Own Jersey Shore Character
You'll be punching women in bars and sleeping with grenades in no time. (Via HolyTaco)
Trends Ruining Movies
When Snakes on a Plane 2 comes out, I give up on movies. (Via Cracked)
The Meme's of Yesterday
Three years of meme's in one video. (Via Urlesque)
Teen Fakes Pregnancy
A social experiment cost her all of Senior year. (Via KomoNews)
Obama Gives Us His Birth Certificate
Now what can Bill O'Reilly complain about? Oh that's right, everything. (Via UpRoxx)
April 26, 2011
Fast Food Lasagna
45 burgers layered with bacon and cheese. (Via Heavy)
Fire Ants Stay Afloat
Fire ants have the unique ability to make a raft out of friendship. (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
A Very Serious Referee
If only all referees were this committed. (Via TIFR)
Dead Aliens in Russia
In Soviet Russia aliens cover up you! (Via PunchBaby)
Video From 1994 Predicted the iPad
A documentary from 1994 takes about using a "tablet" to read the newspaper. (Via Dump)
Will Ferrell's Drink of Choice
Same goes for Sunny D and Kool-Aid Bursts. (Via Imgur)
Ironic Church Signs
Jesus is coming, you better look busy. (Via UpRoxx)
Alien Search Loses Funding
Extraterrestrials can now shower in safety. (Via MercuryNews)
April 25, 2011
Pokemon in Real Life
In order to become the greatest trainer ever, you need to fry a few Magikarps. (Via Smosh)
Banana Sculptures
Sometimes it's OK to play with your food. If you're sculpting. (Via ObviousWinner)
Can You Open This Safe?
First person to open it gets a Weird Sal autograph. (Via ClosedShut)
Mortal Kombat Cosplay
Get ready for Mortal Kombat by dressing up as your favorite color palette ninja. (Via UnrealityMag)
What's Tetris Like in Heaven?
You always get the piece you need. (Via Gud)
Girls in Bunny Lingerie
Let's celebrate Easter by looking at girls. (Via Gunaxin)
Let's Take Pictures With Our iPads
This doesn't look silly at all. Especially in front of the President. (Via UpRoxx)
April 22, 2011
Celebrity Heads in Jars
Futurama was right! (Via PunchBaby)
Sexiest Video Game AI
Sure they are programmed to help, but they do it all sexy-like. (Via Ranker)
The Epitome of Manliness
Real men cry... and love Hannah Montana. (Via FailBlog)
Almighty Thor
When you tell your parents you want Thor on DVD which one do you think they'll grab? (Via FilmDrunk)
Tower Defense Game
Everyone loves upgrading troops and wasting time at work. (Via FreeWorldGroup)
Remembering Geocities
Put your favorite websites into Geocities form. (Via WonderTonic)
Scott Adams Calls Himself a Genius
The creator of Dilbert pretends to be a fan to defend himself. (Via ComicsAlliance)
April 21, 2011
Seven Awesome Hats
Some hats are too cool not to notice. (Via UnrealityMag)
Giant Pigeon
This is not play with perspective, this is the King Kong of pigeons. (Via BlameItOntheVoices)
Chewbacca Dog
AKA Chew-bark-a. (Via Blastr)
Apple Is Stalking You
They knows where you've been. Always. (Via Gizmodo)
Biggest Goldfish Ever
Its size is only triumphed by its beauty. (Via KMBC)
Using Twitter Makes You More Prone to Masturbation
Lucky for me, I use HootSuite. (Via UpRoxx)
Computers Learning to Feel Regret
Also see: Cyberdyne develops Skynet. (Via DailyMail)
Baby + Dog + Bubbles = Magic
Have you ever seen a video involving bubbles that wasn't wonderful? (Via TIFR)
April 19, 2011
Star Wars Angry Birds
No wonder the proton torpedoes kept missing. (Via Dorkly)
A Very Classy Neo Geo
Show me a PS3 encased in marble and you'll have my interest. (Via Engadget)
Five Places You Thought Weren't Ruined by Man
Man should always be at one with nature. Unless you need to chuck that soda can somewhere. (Via Cracked)
Losing Control or Expert Parking?
Whichever it is, kudos. (Via Break)
Meat Glue
Prepare to never want to eat meat again. (Via Yahoo)
Missing Persons
These people appear to be LOST. (Via SlackerNetwork)
Professional Chair Racing
When NASCAR becomes too dull, watch some real action. (Via WithLeather)
April 18, 2011
Street Fighter Doesn't Need Hands to Win
A gamer with an unique condition can still beat you using his mouth. (Via Complex)
Star Wars Porn
Lucas has been working on episode 8 this whole time? (Via PunchBaby)
Who Is That Hot Ad Girl?
A tumblr dedicated to the praise of random hot women in ads. (Via Tumblr)
Addicting Farm Game
No we're not talking about Farmville. (Via FreeWorldGroup)
Drunkest College Towns
Did your college make it on the list? (Via MoneyBundle)
One Step Closer to Jurassic Park
I know what little Johnny will love for his birthday, being scared out of his mind! (Via UnrealityMag)
Cats Hangin' Around
We thought we were lazy, but these cats take it to a new level. (Via UpRoxx)
April 14,2011
You Will Never Be as Loyal as This Man
When you're favorite band has no more fans, rock on. (Via CollegeHumor)
Giant Rabbit
Photoshop or freak of nature? (Via Imgur)
Video Game Service Medals
Do you know how many blisters we get? We deserve these. (Via Supermandolini)
When Geeks Get Married
Cue Princess Leia cosplay. (Via GammaSquad)
Trollface Game
A new time sink for the office. (Via FreeWorldGroup)
Original 1969 Mustang Going for $550,000
The 40-year-old beast only has 4,000 miles. (Via AutoBlog)
Justin Bieber's Head on Things
Help this man crush Justin Bieber in book sales. (Via HelpMeSell)
April 13, 2011
Homeless Men Get Beat Up for Money
At least it was by an attractive woman. (Via TampaBay)
Send Shyamalan Back to School
Doesn't he have enough money from making amazing movies to go back himself? (Via FilmDrunk)
Nappin' and Rappin'
This kid officially knows more lap lyrics then we do. (DoodyBrain)
Using Memes to Get Chicks
Successful troll is successful. (Via DailyWhat)
San Francisco to Paris in 2 Minutes
Still shots and time lapse are always in the recipe for a good video. (Via Vimeo)
Classic Spider-Man Warped
If the old Spider-Man was anything like this, everyone would've read it. (Via ClassicIcon)
A Psychological Evaluation
Seriously, he sounds normal to me. (Via ImageShack)
April 12, 2011
Russia Vs. GMail
In Soviet Russia, GMail mails you! (Via UpRoxx)
Tweet Generator
Stumped on what you should share next? Use this generator! (Via NextTweet)
Someone Might Own 50% of Facebook
The Social Network 2, anyone? (Via BusinessInsider)
The Quest for Andy Richter's New Dance
Two roommates have an idea for Andy. (Via CNN)
Green Lantern Webbed Toes
Green Lanterns develop webbed feet for space swimming. (Via SuperHeroHype)
Mass Mayhem
Priests are outraged about the Latin to English conversion. (Via NYTimes)
The Loneliest Cheeto
Really lonely Cheetos. (Via LonelyCheetos)
April 11, 2011
Seven Things that Saved Terrible Movies
These movies have one redeemable quality, but that one quality is awesome. (Via FunnyOrDie)
iPhone 5 Rumors Debunked
Now that we know it doesn't kill zombies, we'll wait for the iPhone 6. (Via BuzzFeed)
Twin Tornadoes
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I'm getting it! (Via Newstsar)
Facebook Fails
A new month, a new batch of failures. (Via UpRoxx)
Treetop Cheetahs
When cheetahs can climb trees, we're doome- uh oh. (Via Imgur)
The Most Annoying Video Game Habits
We all do them. It's gamer nature. (Via AskMen)
This Easter, Eat a Deep Fried Egg
The healthiest way to eat a Creme Egg? Deep fried, of course! (Via DailyMail)
April 8, 2011
Every Star Trek Character... 8-Bit
Can you name every sprite? (Via Blastr)
12 Objects Inspired by Breasts
I'll take a boob mousepad, a boob mouse, and a boob scarf please. (Via Oddee)
Star Wars the Musical
Would finding out Luke's father is really Vader feel the same in song? (Via GammaSquad)
Zebra's Are Now Barcodes
Scientists can scan Zebra's like groceries. (Via io9)
New Beastie Boys
The Beastie Boys combat their new song getting leaked by officially releasing it. (Via BeastieBoys)
Hottest Pictures of Zooey Deschanel
Yeah she broke our heart in (500) Days of Summer, but she's hot. (Via Heavy)
Surgically Cut Elf Ears
Now you can really save Azeroth. (Via BoingBoing)
More Augmented Reality
We get closer and closer to living in Minority Report every day. (Via SimplyZesty)
April 7, 2011
The Akira Movie Is Starting to Look Good
And by good I mean awful. (Via Cracked)
Is Your PS3 Overheating?
Follow these simple steps. (Via FailBlog)
Funny Google Search Suggestions
I was trying to google funny pictures, not funny pickles. (Via UpRoxx)
Viral Video Awards
Will anyone ever take down the Old Spice guy? (Via Adage)
Crossing the Red Sea...
... with Facebook, Skype, Google, and Amazon. (Via AllThingsD)
Augmented Reality Is the New 3D
Hyundai looks like they took a few pointers from Nintendo. (Via PSFK)
Tossin' Snakes
You will never be as fearless as this man. (Via MemeMachine)
April 6, 2011
Become a Piss Expert
UGO will not be held accountable if you get arrested. (Via PunchBaby)
Cow Thinks It's a Horse
Personally I would've trained one of the chickens to let me ride it. (Via NeatORama)
Radioactive Fish
Wait... if you eat a radioactive fish... Aquaman? (Via WallStreetJournal)
iPod Touch With No Home Button?
Apple really needs better security. (Via CrunchGear)
Riveting Dog Rescue
I thought this was cute until Enrique Iglesias kicked in. Then I just laughed. (Via SayOMG)
Crazy Camoflauge
It's not just chameleons that you have to worry about. (Via Yahoo)
Death to Memes
Seriously, it stopped being funny 10 seconds after you said it. (Via KSK)
8-Bit Remixes of Real Albums
Hash pipe by Weezer sounds a bit different with Sonic the Hedgehog sounds. (Via PTESquad)
April 5, 2011
The Governator Cartoon
After successful careers in bodybuilding, acting, and governing, Arnold tackles crime-fighting. (Via Telestrekoza)
The Latest Fad in China: Animal Cruelty.
Sealing animals in airtight pouches to be used as key chains is the next Furby. (Via Shanghaiist)
Spiders Are Wonderful
They'll also kill us all. (Via EssexTerror)
Stock Up on Mustaches
What the hell is this article about? (Via UPI)
Build Your Own Mark V Iron Man Suit
"Functional" is in quotations because the rockets don't work and the arc reactor is just a bunch of lights. (Via Geekologie)
Phil Collins' Daughter to Play Snow White
Lily Collins to play the Disney princess. Her eyebrows to play the dwarfs. (Via FilmDrunk)
Human Centipede, the Musical
How do you make a movie about sewing people together better? Add singing. (Via DailyWhat)
April 4, 2011
New Conan the Barbarian
Awesome or blasphemy? (Via Heavy)
Pillow Mace
Destruction never felt so soft. (Via BoingBoing)
Snowboarder Rails Rail
His first mistake you ask? Snowboarding. (Via FailBlog)
Hungry, Praying Cat
A cat prays to his savior for some purina. (Via Yahoo)
Social Networks Bring Out the Worst in Us
Whether it's over-sharing, reveling in stupidity, or being an egomaniac, it has to stop. (Via UpRoxx)
Stephen Colbert Sings Friday
This is the result of reaching their charity goal. (Via Hulu)
Top Ten Influential Action Flicks
There's something poetic about walking away from from an explosion. (Via AskMen)
April 1, 2011
Dachshund Stuck in Sweatshirt
PETA will be all over this one. (Via BuzzFeed)
$10 Bet Could Turn into $50,000
5,000 to 1? Never tell me the odds! (Via USAToday)
Seven Celebrities with Physical Flaws
Weird thumbs, webbed toes, and conjoined twins oh my! (Via UnrealityMag)
Old Man Dances(?) to Led Zeppelin
I've come away from this video with a new list of dance moves. (Via CoEd)
Edible Arrangements Defy All Laws of Economics
An internal investigation turned up melons and pineapples. (Via TheOnion)
Lawnmowers Can Be Fun!
Just enter an official United States championship. (Via WithLeather)
Star Wars High Heels
The Darth Vader remix in the background is an added bonus. (Via Tumblr)
GMail Motion
A revolutionary new way to send emails. (Via Google)
March 31, 2011
How Not to Cut Down a Tree
Lumberjack Lou just can't get anything right today. (Via FailBlog)
Superheroes Vs Real Problems
What happens when Superman fights drug dealers? Hilarity. (Via Cracked)
Twin Baby Video Translated
It all makes sense now. As the last super power it's our responsibility! (Via CollegeHumor)
Man Accidentally CC's Ex Girlfriend
That's why I always do my smack talking over Xbox. (Via NewsLite)
Geek-Literate 14-Year-Old
What would be the geek form of "kk"? (Via Imgur)
Drunk Alphabet Fail
L, M, N, O, P... W. (Via VideoVast)
Terrible Shows Waiting to Be Remade
We already know you're thinking about it Hollywood, so just do it. (Via WarmingGlow)
March 30, 2011
Stephen Colbert to Cover Rebecca Black
The $26,000 mark was just passed. Time to DVR. (Via DonorsChoose)
Bikini Girls Ransack Burger King
Typical day for the king. (Via WPXI)
Petite Lap Giraffes
Quick! Jump on the waiting list! They even have a live feed. (Via PetiteLapGiraffe)
Google's Internet Connection Is Super Fast
Google team members connection speed will make gamers and pirates weep with envy. (Via TheNextWeb)
Super Slow-Motion Motion
People moving around in super slo-mo is actually not as boring as it sounds. (Via PunchBaby)
Cosplayers at Megacon
Just when you think a convention can't get any weirder. (Via GammaSquad)
Cartoon Characters Who Might Be in Porn
Some of these storyline make too much sense if you ask me. (Via FunnyOrDie)
March 29, 2011
The Most Ridiculous Yahoo Answers
Want to know "How grl get pragnent?" Look here! (Via UpRoxx)
Video Game Characters Run Rampant
A video game invasion has begun! (Via Heavy)
Indie Writer Flips Her Lid
Scroll down to the comments to read the most unprofessional debacle of immaturity. (Via BigAl's Books)
Create Your Perfect Social Network Girlfriend
Not ready to admit you're single? Create a bot that will automatically post on your wall! (Via AOL)
French Spider-Man Climbs Tallest Building
Would be impressive if he had a cool costume. (Via BBC)
Boa in the Toilet
If you enjoy not checking your toilet for snakes every time you sit down, don't read this. (Via GermanHerald)
Stairway to Heaven
A connection between escalators and happiness has been discovered. (Via ScientificAmerican)
March 28, 2011
Time Lapse of the Aurora Borealis
See the wonder form and dissipate. (Via Vimeo)
Autistic Boy Develops Theory of Relativity
The 12-year-old has a higher IQ than Einstein. (Via DailyMail)
Beardless Zach Galifianakis Talk Show
Once upon a time, the bearded beauty had a talk show. (Via AskMen)
Kiss of Death
Someone refused to kiss this granny. That person then got shot out. (Via SmokingGun)
Spice Up Your Funeral
Five ways you can go out with a bang. (Via a UpRoxx)
When Kites Attack
When you're greatest fear can fly, where do you hide? (Via FailBlog)
Television Can Save Your Life
It saved these lives. Watch TV or die. (Via Cracked)
March 25, 2011
How Young Is Too Young for Botox?
I'd say 7, so this girl is safe. (Via Gawker)
Giant Spider Webs
Don't worry the spiders are still small. (Via BoredBored)
Duke Nukem Pickup Lines
Reciting random lines from Duke Nukem could get you lucky. (Imgur)
Bloody Loco Vs Sweater Guy
You better recognize the name, ASAP. (Via BuzzFeed)
Garfield Minus Garfield
What happens when you remove Garfield from his own comics? (Via GarfieldMinusGarfield)
Hacker Puts Porn On Billboard, Gets Jail Time
He should be getting a gold medal, but we live in a topsy-turvy world. (Via BBC)
Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Video Ever
Arnie gets it on with a carrot. (Via FilmDrunk)
March 24, 2011
Newsflash: Video Games Are Played in Living Room
I'm part of the 1% who keeps their XBOX in the kitchen. (Via USAToday)
Lazy Dog Goes for a Walk
More like a drag, actually. (Via DailyWhat)
The Simpsons Vs Family Guy
Who stole from who? (Via WarmingGlow)
Conan O'Brien Lesbian Look-Alikes
Should Conan be flattered or completely disturbed? (Via Tumblr)
PETA
for Pokemon
Poke-Rights, not Poke-Fights. (Via Kotaku)
Reporter Turned Pimp
What do you do in this economy? Obviously, turn pimp. (Via Frisky)
Boob Pasta
Pasta shaped like breasts? Sign me up. (Via BaronBob)
Spider Goats
Genetically combined super spider goats have doomed us all. (Via Imgur)
March 23, 2011
Steven Seagal Breaks Bones
We have proof. (Via FilmDrunk)
If Movie Posters Told the Truth
I would have still went to see Fred Savage in The Wizard. (Via Cracked)
A Unique Way to Tap Someone Out
The coveted "penis-lock" will go down in the record books. (Via AngryDuck)
Karate Fail
Has there ever been a karate fail video that didn't make you laugh? (Via VideoVast)
Axe Murderer Will Buy You Flowers
This intense person isn't what you think he is. (Via NextRound)
Milli Vanilli Goes to the Mushroom Kingdom
It was totally killer. Check it out. Skip to about 1:30. (Via Heavy)
Clinically Insane Polish Music Video
I feel like I fell onto the game grid and everyone's speaing binary. (Via io9)
Hidden Messages in Logos
Seriously? It's too early for this. My mind is exploding. (Via GeekOSystem)
March 22, 2011
Making Wrestling a Parody Even More
How do you mock wrestling when it's already a mockery? (WrestlingFan)
Guess the Jew
You'll be wrong 90% of the time. (GuessWhostheJew)
Lazy Pokemon Designs
I can't wait to catch me some DogDog. (Via Dorkly)
Akira Gets Whitewashed
Anime legend gets casted, poorly. (Via GammaSquad)
Karate Kyle!
Don't talk to him about his karate outfit or he'll kill you. (Via Imgur)
Rebecca Black Sings "Friday" On Line at Bank
Seriously, stop listening to this. Even if you're laughing. (Via Forbes)
Why were these people banned?
You have one guess. (Via WhyWasIBanned)
March 21, 2011
A Couple of Facebook Fails
Exhibit A: What not to do on Facebook. (Via UpRoxx)
The Dumbest Criminals
The police blotter shows us how dangerous a criminal mastermind can be. (Via HuffingtonPost)
Are You Susceptible to Mind Control?
Follows these directions and see if you're at risk. (Via NewScientist)
Girl Is Obsessed With Pooping
Tyra Banks always asks the important questions on her show. (Via AngryDuck)
Turquoise Jeep Records
How can modern day label companies stand up against Slick Mahony? (Via TurquoiseJeep)
The Best Sandwich You'll Ever Eat
It takes 6 hours to prepare, but you'll love it. (Via Guardian)
Banned iPad2 Commercial
This commercial didn't make it to television. (Via PunchBaby)
Corrections, Corrections, Corrections
A website dedicated to correcting the media. (Via iCorrect)
The Most Important Twitpics
These twitpics made news history while reporters were still searching for the story. (Via Mashable)
March 18, 2011
Gilbert Gottfried As a Duck
Some of the best Gottfried Duck material around. (Via FilmDrunk)
Women Hides a Boatload of Drugs in Her Vajayjay
They'll never look here, right? Right? (Via TimesTribune)
The Almost Back flip
He almost had it. Seriously. (Via FailBlog)
Studying Can Be Fun and Tasty!
A neat trick turns studying into snack time! (Via Imgur)
Bed Intruder on Guitar Hero
Antoine Dodson's classic comes to Activision's rhythm game. (Via Dorkly)
The Guiltiest Dog of Them All
Who was it? Oh... it was him. (Via CollegeHumor)
The World's Greatest Movie Extra
It really is a fine art to be able to do this. (Via Salon)
Actors Who Always Look the Same
They fit the part. And that part. And that part... (Via Cracked)
March 17, 2011
Hottest Irish Chicks
What better way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day than to ogle some females? (Via Complex)
Isle of Tune
SimCity meets music maker in this unique browser based time sink. (Via IsleofTune)
Failed Reality Stars
You're already a joke if you're on a reality show. How much more can you fail? (Via WarmingGlow)
Times Square Hacker Was Viral Marketing
This video was actually a campaign for the film Limitless. (Via NYTimes)
Watch It Backwards
If you click this link backwards, it's about you finding this and showing it to me. (Via IfYouWatchItBackwards)
Reviews of Rebecca Black's "Friday"
This song hitting iTunes is proof enough that a higher being is looking out for our well-being. (Via BuzzFeed)
Live Cockroach Billboard
What better way to get your point across than to use live cockroaches? Wait, what was the point, again? (Via Blogspot)
Which Ninja Turtle Are You?
It's a direct reflection of yourself, you know. (Via Cracked)
March 16, 2011
Let's Hack Time Square!
A man has fun with a video transmitter in Times Square. (Via LiveLeak)
Zombie Ants!
A fungus discovered in Brazil takes control of an ant's brain before killing it. (Via LiveScience)
New Silent Hill Movie Begins Shooting
Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, and Deborah Kara Unger to return. (Via ComingSoon)
St. Patty's Animals
Animals ready to show off their Irish pride. (Via UpRoxx)
Jack Shephard As Animals
Tom Hanks as animals was so a few weeks ago. (Via Jackimals)
Batman: Arkham City Gameplay
The Next Batman game gives Arkham a chunk of Gotham. (Via Kotaku)
Killer Rubber Tire
The next great horror film will be about a psychic inanimate killer tire. (Via SlashFilm)
Gay Pride Parade for Single Resident
Paul was reluctant to ask for a parade, but we know it's just because he's modest. (Via Onion)
March 15, 2011
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Press Release
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim promise they're professional boys. (Via Deadline)
Make a Bulbasaur Costume
It's super effective! (Via Dorkly)
Sex In the Afterlife
Just because you die doesn't mean your sex life has to. (Via Imgur)
A Cat's Fancy Exit
You will never be able to make an exit like this. (Via Blogspot)
Bully Gets Suplexed
A small bully picks on an innocent kid double his size. Not the smartest idea. (Via BroBible)
Batman Fantasy Room
An hourly-priced Batman themed hotel room may be just what your marriage needs. (Via FilmDrunk)
Hardcore Christian or Uber Troll?
YouTube user Tamtampamela has some interesting things to say about the tragedy in Japan. (Via Kotaku)
Snooki On WWE Raw
Snooki becomes a professional wrestler overnight and kicks some scripted ass. (Via Guyism)
Best Fighting Games
Is it weird that we like pounding our friends into a bloody pulp or is it human nature? (Via Complex)
March 14, 2011
Pee-Wee Herman On HBO
The first Pee-Wee HBO special in 3 decades occurs this weekend. (Via io9)
Anti-Pervert Devices
You never know when you'll need camera scrambling panties. (Via Cracked)
Jailtime for Linking Videos
I'm going to prison by the end of today. (Via Rawstory)
Christopher Poole Vs Mark Zuckerberg
The creator of 4Chan speaks out against Facebook. (Via VentureBeat)
Ignorant Girl Faces Rebuttal
A ignorant UCLA student rants about library etiquette and receives a response. (Via DailyWhat)
The Rules of the Internet
Five rules everyone should follow browsing the web. (Via UpRoxx)
Community Goes Adventuring
The real story behind the Dungeons and Dragons episode of NBC's Community. (Via Forbes)
The Angry Birds Strategy
One of the angry birds finally speak up. (Via CollegeHumor)
March 11, 2011
Hack Your Body
Put in some Game Genie codes in the real world. (Via Brainz)
Full Versions of TV Themes
Ever headbang to the theme of Cheers before it rudely cuts out? No more. (Via Gunaxin)
The Sad Truth About Your Apple Loyalty
You probably should have bought stock instead of the new Apple product. (Via Kyle Conroy)
Biggest Japan Quake Leaves Whirpool
After the biggest quake in 100 years, Japan is left with a giant whirlpool. (Via CNN)
Bioshock: Infinite Gets Ready for Pax East
Irrational Games sets up a truly awesome display for their upcoming title. (Via YFrog)
John Cryer Comes Out From Under the Bridge
Instead of denying Charlie Sheen's new rumor, John Cryer embraces the truth. (Via TeamCoco)
One Long Walk
A hiker goes on a 6 month trek and takes a picture every day. (Via DailyWhat)
A Guide to Weird Mascots
Some team mascots make no sense. (Via WithLeather)
March 10, 2011
Unreleased Scott Pilgrim Music
Tunes not included on the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack. (Via AintItCool)
Movie Posters From Africa
Our favorite movies reinvented in the crappiest way. (Via FilmDrunk)
Radiohead's Subliminal Donut Love
It all makes sense now. Radiohead loved doughnuts. (Via Tumblr)
Modern Poetry By the Great Cee-Lo
Who knew haikus were trending? (Via MemeBase)
The Awesomest... Beer Bellies?
If you don't have a beer belly you might as well stop trying to be cool. (Via Heavy)
Charlie Sheen Plays Black Ops
The scoreboard never lies. (Via PunchBaby)
Fantastic Mr. Star Fox
Wes Anderson's new film is about discovering yourself. And Spaceships. (Via CollegeHumor)
Dogs No Longer Need Us
If you take anything away from this video, take the fact that mankind is doomed. (Via VideoVast)
March 9, 2011
The Half Head of Hair Bandit
Mid-haircut, this man gets the sudden urge to stab someone in the neck. (Via SmokingGun)
Scooter From Hell
Boy meets scooter. Boy jumps with scooter. Scooter breaks boys heart. And face. (Via FailBlog)
Puppy Cage Vs Ice Cube-Zero
Round 1, FIGHT! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWhoooooaaaa... (Via DailyWhat)
Amanda Bynes Is Bored, Takes Pics
The Nickelodeon star goes all Vanessa Hudgens on us. (Via Superficial)
Cow Farts On the Go
There's nothing like the smell of cow farts in the morning. (Via MetroUK)
Really Cool Dogs
Vince Mancini of FilmDrunk reviews a IFC flick about wicked sweet dogs. (Via FilmDrunk)
Is Your Cat Toying With You?
Author Saul Frampton uses French philosophy to ask the great question. (Via CSMonitor)
The Most Realistic Robot Ever
I'm not sure whether to be intrigued or terribly, terribly frightened. (Via GeeksOfDoom)
March 8, 2011
New Study Shows Shape-Ups Don't Work
The Cracked team put the muscle-toning shoes to the test. (Via Cracked)
Anne Frank, Twitter-Extraordinaire
She's too smart for that. (Via Imgur)
Verizon iPhone Download Speed Is Lacking
In more recent news, turns out both AT&T and Verizon suck at different things. (Via Wired)
Awesome Lego Art
The coolest sculptures using nothing but our favorite building bricks. (Via Heavy)
My Jesus Humps
This is not inappropriate. (Via Tumblr)
Man Sounds Exactly Like Shakira
Man shocks judges when he lives up to his claims of sounding like a female pop-singer. (Via Break)
Microsoft Hints at Next Console
An ad by Microsoft asks if you're interested in future consoles. (Via Destructoid)
Adjustment Bureau Rumors Get Adjusted
George Nolfi debunks rumors and explains the almost-twist of the movie. (Via io9)
Jar Jar Binks Goes 3D
We won't care about this until A New Hope. (Via GammaSquad)
March 7, 2011
Voles Make the World Go Round
It turns out small rodents were responsible for everything the human race ever achieved. (Via Voles)
Die a Badass, Save the Earth
If you've been wondering how you should go, just think: T-1000. (Via io9)
Microchip Art
Who needs a Monet in their living room when you have art on your ram. (Via BoingBoing)
Cosplayers With Big Weapons
Everyone knows you can't be a cosplayer unless you're holding a sword the size of a smart car. (Via Kotaku)
Sperm-Shaped Robot Now Pocket Size
Inventor Ishiguro knew the next frontier for his brilliance was making mini-sperm robots. (Via GammaSquad)
Pants Pooper Receives Purple Heart
The onion reports on a soldier overcoming his fourth grade adversity and receiving the purple heart. (Via Heavy)
Bootleg Toys
Where does the inspiration came from for toys? Well, sometimes, it's just Darth Vader on a motorcycle. (Via Cracked)
Rock, Paper, Scissors Vs the Computer
Can you defeat an artificial intelligence designed for one thing? To rule the world of rock, paper, scissors? (Via NY Times)
March 4, 2011
Man Staples Co-Workers Head
The great staple wars of 2011 claim another casualty. (Via Break)
Annnnnnd... Titmouse.
Animals that start with a body part. It seemed logical at the time. (WarmingGlow)
Charlie Sheen Remix
Formula for success: take anything Charlie Sheen says, add bass to it, and rave. (Via Heavy)
Paula Deen Riding Things
The newest meme on the internet is quite simple: place Paula Deen on something funny to ride. (Via PaulaDeenRidingThings)
Daniël Van Buyten Can Do Anything
Belgium soccer sensation Daniël Van Buyten demonstrates his versatility. (Via Memebase)
Star Wars Goes to Hungary
Star Wars movie posters get Hungarianized. (Via GeeksAreSexy)
Tom Hanks Is a Bunch of Animals
A tumblr dedicated to the depiction of Tom Hanks as numerous animals. (Via Tumblr)
Michael Bay Talks Dark of the Moon
Bay promises Transformers 3 will be nothing like Transformers 2. (Via MovieLine)
Bison's Ate Their Way to Victory
New evidence shows Bison killed other pre-historic beasts by eating all their food. (Via ScientificAmerican)
March 3, 2011
Buy a Motherboard, Get PC Case
Asus is shipping it's new motherboards in cardboard boxes that can be transformed into PC cases. (Via BoingBoing)
Consequences of Hitting a Deer
A short film puts a unique spin on hitting a deer. (Via Vimeo)
The Reality of Banning Violent Video Games
What would actually happen if we banned blood, gore, and explosions? (Via Cracked)
Tokyo Marathon Costumes
When Tokyo holds a marathon, you better believe they're dressing up as robots and pokemon. (Via UpRoxx)
Charlie Sheen Soundboard
The legendary quotes of Charlie Sheen at the touch of a button. (Via EbaumsWorld)
What Is Internet?
If the future of internet was left up to the anchors of the Today show of 1994, we probably wouldn't have it. (Via EbaumNation)
Pimp Your AT-AT
Had Stormtroopers been allowed to express themselves, we probably would've seen more creativity. (Via BuzzFeed)
Phallic Aliens
They come in pe... nis heads? (Via io9)
March 2, 2011
Underwater Hockey
Real sports don't use oxygen. (Via BoingBoing)
The Next Fad in Celebrity Weight Loss
Every other day we hear about how Hollywood is losing weight, but now we really know. (Via Heavy)
Missing the Mark
This six second clip may be the most painful you see all day. (Via Break)
Elder Scolls VI Already in Works
If you thought Skyrim looked epic, wait till you see the teaser for the next chapter. (Via Reddit)
Cute Kitten + MadWorld = Anticipation
Something happens in this video, I swear. (Via Lucianne)
No Celebrity Left Behind
A list of celebrities that should host SNL, even if it is just to watch them crash and burn. (Via UpRoxx)
Live the Sheen Dream
Bi-winning can be hard, but it's all part of the Sheen dream. (Via LivetheSheenDream)
Hysterical Baby Is Hysterical
You will never be as happy as this child, ever. (Via YahooShine)
March 1, 2011
Sexting 101
Sending a sext can be a dangerous game unless you know the in's and out's. (Via Cracked)
Higs On Your Six
A fan flick that may be better than any Killzone Hollywood iteration. (Via Heavy)
A Bone Chilling Confession
An exclusive interview reveals the horrifying truth about crop circles. (Via Break)
Star Wars Meets Doctor Who
An innocent Jawa bothers the Doctor to repair a new friend. (Via io9)
Animal Choices: The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Do
Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly try to pick one animal they would want to be. (Via FunnyOrDie)
Go For the Legs!
One little fan won't be confined to her home while trying to enjoy Star Wars. (Via Flickr)
Indie Comedy Gold
The new trailer to Richard Ayoade's upcoming film blends humor and fear perfectly. (Via TrailerAddict)
Sheen-O-Phobia
A woman resorts to Dr. Oz to overcome her fear. (Via BoingBoing)
February 28, 2011
Poop in the Shower
The best pranks include 2 things: fake poop and a girl in the shower. (Via YouTube.)
Mr. Brainwash Sullies The Red Carpet
Banksy's tubby, hairy foe/creation acts French at the Oscars. (Via MovieLine.)
Proof Wrestling Is Real
How do you finally silence the naysayers? Hypnosis. (Via YouTube.)
A Collection of Oscar Flops
Before we pretend the Oscars is a prestigious event, let's remember the mishaps. (Via Slate V)
Racquetball Is Fun and Dangerous
Real men don't wear protective gear, but you also can't cry. (Via FailBlog)
Pregnant Gameboy
Upon cracking open an original Gameboy, someone finds something strange. (Via BoingBoing)
Literal Movie Posters
If movie posters stop trying to sell us on fancy wordplay, maybe we'd respect them more. (Via Listal)
Epic VFX
When
EpicMealTime fulfills every desire of Freddie Wong, things get out of
hand. (Via YouTube.)