Scumbag Steve is that friend we all have who is basically there to mooch off our success. I have a Scumbag Steve, you have a Scumbag steve, it's just the way the world works.

Since his initial scumbaggery, Scumbag Steve has spawned the likes of Good Guy Greg, the antithesis of Scumbag Steve. Together, they say all the things you see your friends doing. Not to mention, who can forget that Scumbag Steve spawned UGO's own Skyrim Scumbag Jarl?

Just stop borrowing my $#!^ and breaking it Steve.