Just as Scumbag Steve and Good Guy Greg, everyone has a Friend Zone Fiona. She loves you, like a brother. She wants to kiss you, on the cheek. She wants to hold your hand, because she might fall. It's not what you think, dude. Get out of there while you still can.
Friend Zone Fiona knows I have the confidence, good looks and charisma to get any girl I want, just not her. Consequently, she's the only girl I want. Seriously, get out of here Fiona. There's no way I'm becoming the next Friend-Zoned Phil.
