Storage Wars spends so much time showcasing Brandi Passante as an annoying nag that you kind of hope her first auction outing without partner Jarrod Schulz would net her a win just to shut everyone up.
Instead, she gets lured by the sight of a safe in Season 2 episode, "Brandi's First Time," and pays $2,600 for a unit filled with $300 worth of garbage. Luckily, Jarrod doesn't use the opportunity to rub it in her face. This relationship could last, guys.
