Here's a thing you need to know about Game of Thrones and Song of Ice and Fire: George R.R. Martin gets hella sexy with it. Honestly, sometimes he gets a little too sexy with it, but you have to respect the guy's commitment to incest, coerced sex and general whoring-about. While perhaps not as graphic in places as Martin's one-handed prose, Game of Thrones doubles down on titillation courtesy of a profound number of bare breasts and asses.

The folks behind the show have the good sense to realize that if you're going to have Tommy Carcetti expositing wildly about his character's plans and motivations, it only makes sense to have two legit prostitutes going at it in the background. Meanwhile, taking the armor away from a female companion and having her make you a Homecooked Meal is about as sexy as Skyrim gets.