Remember that time in your life when you realized you'd finally become a savvy consumer, researching all your purchases and finally using your own money to make the best decision possible? Zoidberg might have missed a few lessons, insisting upon capitalizing on a good deal by purchasing eight copies of it. 

We've also got to give it to some of our favorite Zoidberg words of encouragement, alternating from "the beauty was in your heart, not your hands!" to "your music's bad, and you should feel bad!" We've yelled the same to Rick Allen at Def Leppard concerts.