South Park wouldn't be complete without the despicable and selfish Eric Cartman. The big boned character enjoys long sitdowns on the couch with his Cheesy Poofs, remaning convinced Jews are evil, being certain his mom exists solely to serve him, and doing anything and everything he can do get his way. The little brat has even frozen himself in an attempt to help pass the waiting time for the next video game console.
Don't cross the chubby one, though. Scott Tenorman made that mistake once and the result was eating a chili made out of his parents. Thankfully, Kyle has put Cartman in his place plenty of times and given him quite a few bruises on his arm.
