He's worked at a toy factory and at a brewery but, above all, Peter Griffin's most important and life-defining job is being a father to Meg, Chris and baby Stewie. It's a job he's not very good at, but he's managed to pull it off for over a decade -- and those kids don't seem like they're every going to go off to college (or, in the case of Stewie, off to even kindergarten). Being a parent is hard enough -- being a parent when you're stuck in a floating timeline is even harder. Here are Family Guy clips featuring Peter as the father we're all glad we never had.