Lois is Sexy and Hot For a Cartoon

Strangely enough, Family Guy rarely indulges in political humor, but in those rare instances that it does, it's usually spot-on in its simplicity. And, for the record, we'd vote for Lois whether she gave rousing -- and brutally honest -- answers to hardcore Q&A's or not.

Lois and Peter feeding each other fruit in bed could've been hotter than anything in Nine 1/2 Weeks. Instead, it ended up being almost as ridiculous as anything in Nine 1/2 Weeks. We'll never look at a watermelon in the same way again.

Peter can be such a clueless idiotic buffoon sometimes to the point that we want to jump into the screen and smack him across his dumb face. How Lois puts up with this sociopathic neanderthal is beyond us. It must be love... or maybe she's just drawn that way.

The Lois-Brian sexual tension is one of the more uneasy elements of Family Guy, though luckily Seth MacFarlane (usually) keeps it just at the edge, dangling wildly over the abyss but never quite taking the plunge. And this is another one of those times that we want to jump into the screen and smack Peter across his dumb face.