Real Name/Secret Identity:
Simon the Car Salesman
Universe/Franchise:
True Lies
First Appearance:
True Lies (1994)
Abilities:
A promise of adventure, a hint of danger
Occupation:
Car salesman
Base of Operations:
The fantasy world of beautiful and bored housewive
Dirty Details Done Dirt Cheap:
Simon the Car Salesman is a car salesman who pretends to lead a double life as a spy in order to impress and seduce women. His latest target is Helen Tasker, a bored housewife who doesn't realize that her husband, Harry, is actually a spy pretending to be a salesman. Suffice to say that Simon isn't cut out for the spy business, as he ends up freaking out and wetting his pants in fear when Harry and his associates, dressed in full tactical battle gear, raid the car salesman's trailer when he's working his final seduction moves on Helen. Simon's pretty much out of the spy game after that - or is he? Harry and Helen run into him one more time, still up to his old tricks - and he pisses himself again.
