The fates have seen fit to bless you with a bounty of ass kickers and name takers this week, featuring the likes of classic kung fu, giant robots and Chuck freaking Norris. There's some fun gunplay and other-worldly high jinks sprinkled in for the hell of it, but you know you want the pow-pow!
Blu-sday: Chuck Norris, Boondock Saints 2, More
Martial Arts, martial arts and... martials arts. It's a high-kicking week for DVDs!
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March 9, 2010
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Blu-ray
The MacManus brothers (plus dear ol' dah) are back! When a killer starts picking off innocent people and making it look like the MacManus brothers' vigilante killings from years ago, the boys break out the ultra-violence and start gunning for the imposter. Featuring plenty of shoot-em-ups and more one-liners than you can shake a bottle of whiskey at, the movie also features a little something for the ladies: gratuitous Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus shower-scene ass. $20.99
Walker Texas Ranger: The Complete Series Pack
It's 51 discs of big hat-wearin,' cowboy boot-stompin,' Dodge Ram-drivin,' roundhouse-kickin' action featuring the one and only Chuck Norris. This show is worth owning just to hear the Norris-performed theme song 202 times. It's the show that put the Bearded One so high on a manliness pedestal that it helped spawn the now infamous Chuck Norris Facts. Facts like, "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live," and "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity -- twice." Check out what you could achieve if you just got your flabby muffin-top onto a Total Gym for 15 minutes a day. $182.49
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