Okay, we didn't go into Hackers thinking that we were going to see world-threatening villainy, but the antics of Eugene "The Plague" Belford were just kind of sad. While the movie's other hackers were foxy Angelina Jolie and well-kept Jonny Lee Miller, Fisher Stevens plays Belford as a dumb schlub who is just interested in shaving pennies off of financial transactions. OH NO NOT THE PENNIES!
