Okay, so casting David Bowie as the villain in your fantasy film is kind of a stroke of genius. It's too bad the film was Labyrinth. As Jareth, the all-powerful King of Goblins, Bowie minces, prances, and scatters glitter everywhere as Jennifer Connelly navigates his diabolical puppet maze. Unfortunately, he doesn't do anything particularly menacing or scary, and in fact he is defeated when Connelly basically says she doesn't want to make out with him. Wow, so the standard emotional trauma of a teenager is all it takes to kick your ass?
