Piranha Man vs. Wolf Man...FIGHT!

The best-worst indie horror movie you won't see, ever.

2:52 PM
April 29, 2010

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Credit: Piranha Man vs. Wolf Man

Some things just speak for themselves. Case in point, the micro-budget horror film - can we justifiably use the word "film" here? - Piranha Man vs. Wolf Man: Howl of the Piranha. Written and directed by Dorian Knight and Steve Goldenberg, this little piece of indie-indie-horror insanity is guaranteed to make you laugh until you bleed.

Piranha Man Versus Wolf Man: Howl of the Piranha details the epic generations-long battle between two of nature's most perfect killing machines! The rivalry between the fish-like Piranha Man and the canine Wolf Man is one of brutal murder, familial kidnappings, stalking, and incest! When the decades old fight begins to affect the life of investigative journalist Lexi Glass, she finds that sometimes you need to become the story in order to report the story. She discovers the battle of a lifetime along with the horrible secret of her family's past! Piranha Man Versus Wolf Man: Howl of the Piranha, the inter-species battle you've been waiting for!!

If this isn't the creature-feature mash-up you've been waiting for your entire life then we don't know what is...This is a werewolf fighting what looks to be the Gillman from Monster Squad, so as long as Piranha-Man can remember to kick his competition square in the nards, he should be victorious.

Check out the film's official Facebook page for posters, pics and an awesome, awesome trailer...