For days, we were told to absolutely dread the night of August 27, 2011. The rain was going to come down so hard it could drive a hole through your skull, the wind would be so fast that it'd knock your dick up into your body and the ensuing run on essential supplies would see our society crumble into a hellish nightmare future literally overnight. Unfortunately, something worse happened: Absolutely nothing. Instead, we were forced into spending an entire evening inside with our loved ones, which ended up being even worse than Family Game Night, as we were kind of expecting to see A/C units get ripped out of people's windows.
