We know what you're thinking: "If it's free, how can it be one of the other frightening nights?"
Well, baseball fans can make for a pretty rowdy crowd. Who would have thought that throwing a bunch of provincial, sports-loving dopes into an outdoor stadium, and having them watch the world’s most boring activity for hours in direct sunlight while drinking beer could possibly turn into something ugly? But when things get absolutely terrifying is when these mouth-breathing buffoons are given things to throw at each other and/or the players. What kind of sadistic maniac came up with Free Baseball Night?
