No, we aren't talking about the movie, which UGO glowingly described as "one chopped up, messy scene after another." What we're referring to here is an actual, honest-to-god date night. After spending weeks trolling OKCupid and lying about how much you love Ice Age or Beirut or whatever pussy rock people are into these days, you have to meet some broad and buy her dinner and/or drinks while desperately trying to entertain her, while she brings absolutely no material of her own. All in the service of maybe catching a (probably terrible) HJ.
