No, that headline isn't a joke. When I read that Anton Yelchin just signed on to be the son in a film starring Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster, with Gibson playing a "depressed man who finds solace in wearing a beaver hand-puppet" I laughed my ass off. I came up with about a thousand and one jokes, one liners, and quips, but they were all too easy, and I couldn't choose just one.
I decided to choose none.
The film is titled The Beaver, and should be coming out by 2011.
So... what is your best CLEAN beaver joke? You've got none, right? I rest my case.
