Sarah Jessica Parker

If you're after brains, curves or the secure knowledge you'll never have (or be allowed) to make another decision ever again, the females of our tribe have got your number. What was good enough for Bogart is good enough for you - and here's fifty pieces of proof.

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Born: March 25, 1965

Known for: Sex and the City, fashion, an annoying entourage and Cosmopolitans.

Sarah Jessica Parker is not, per se, physically attractive, but she does have a lot of money, and the clawing dread her toothy grin, hollow cheekbones and Cosmos-and-conniptions signature show engender ensures that her very presence strikes fear into the hearts of men. Jewish men like terrifying women who can pay for dinner - without getting too Portnoy, it's the closest we can come to marrying our mothers. For proof, look no further than Mr. Jessica Parker, the poor sacrificial male mantis forsaking his own life for his mate's brood: nice Jewish boy Matthew Broderick. So for snagging one of our people's most eligible bachelors and proving that all a woman needs to rule the world as a wrathful goddess is a kicky pair of Blahniks, Sarah, we officially dub you "hot." Please don't eat us.

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