Lobo's back, and this time he's family friendly, and hanging out with a teenage girl on Earth. Yes, WTF's are in order for this wacky news, as Guy Ritchie has been officially attached to direct the first theatrical jaunt of The Last Czarnian. Can we expect cigars, motorcycles, bikini babes, excessive violence, space-curses, space-dolphins, and all that other crazy crap? Probably 50% of it.
PG-13 is the order of the day, even if the original mini-series had a "mature readers" blurb on it, so they already seem to be doing it kinda wrong. Don't expect the direct translation of The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special with Andrew Bryniarski. Though, I will say that one of Lobo's favorite phrases was "Bite me, fanboy!" so a blatant disregard for what the fans want may just be in order. Just read Variety's synopsis and it will be clear that this isn't the bounty hunter you've known and loved.
"Lobo has had several comic incarnations. In the film, he is a seven-foot tall, blue-skinned, indestructible and heavily muscled anti-hero who drives a pimped out motorcycle, and lands on Earth in search of four fugitives who are bent on wreaking havoc. Lobo teams with a small town teenaged girl to stop the creatures."
Feetal's Gizz! These bastiches don't seem to know what the frag to do with this one!
