He saved the nation from secession, but also from the bloodsucking undead.
From Timur Bekmanbetov, the greatest thing to come out of Kazakhstan since the space race, comes the first in what we're hoping is a slew of absurd mash-up fiction adaptations - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead will sparkle up the screen as Mary Todd (who are YOU to say she doesn't resemble her) and we'll be in the audience at Comic-Con enjoying every whisker of this ridiculous movie.
