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UGO's Guide to SSSinematic Snakes

UGO's Guide to SSSinematic Snakes


Rubber snakes, animatronic snakes, CGI-snakes, big snakes that kill with brute force, little snakes that kill with venom, snake-men, snake-women (we love the sexy slither of a lady snake) ... A snake was the first narrative antagonist (apple, anyone?), and has been a staple of adventure, thriller and horror movies since cinema's invention. When you need a quick bit of symbolism and don't have the budget for a train going through a tunnel? Bring on the snake!

We love killer animals, and snakes are one of our favorite killers. It's not just the variety, it's not just the phallic symbolism ... there's something about the purposefulness of a snake slithering forward, the fanged mouth, so primitive yet cannily malicious at the same time. When we're looking for a thrill, popping a snake movie into the DVD player is a quick way to get the skin crawling.

So in tribute to our favorite reptile, we hereby submit this brief guide to some of our favorite snakes in cinema.

Dreamscape (1984)
Dreamscape (1984)

Dreamscape (1984)

The snake: A nightmare snake man!

What scares you? Nuclear holocaust? Diminutive, crazy-eyed David Patrick Kelly munching a hamburger? How about a snake monster, tormenting your dreams, terrorizing your nights? That's a plight of young Timmy (we don't recall the character's actual name, but Timmy will do) who is the most hopeless case in the sleep clinic's juvenile ward until heroic Alex Gardner (Dennis Quaid) uses his psychic abilities and some high technology to enter Timmy's dream and fight the snake monster to the death. This being the 80's, the transformation from man to snakeman is done using awesomely hokey stop motion animation, which we still totally prefer to latter day awesomely hokey CGI. (We also prefer rotary phones, by the way, and instead of carrying an iPod we keep the old RKO Pictures broadcasting tower in our backpack.)

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