For once, the packaging doesn't lie. These Jelly Bean-looking things do, indeed, come in every flavor imaginable. You might get something fun like cinnamon or watermelon... or you might get ear wax, caca or some even more disgusting flavor.  Jelly Belly tried to replicate this fictional food but unsuccessfully. They have many flavors, but I noticed the box said every flavor. False advertising, Jelly Belly!

In the end, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. On one hand, the promise of every flavor sounds pretty cool. On the other hand, they probably contain something that gives you cancer. Does the Ministry of Magic have a food and drug administration department?