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Video Games 2,000 Years From Now Will Ruin Your Life

We worked hard for fifteen minutes to distill 2,000 years of video games into a simple 6-point FAQ. Behold, "Gaming in 4010."


Wasteland
"The real World of Tomorrow"

The Great Graphic Card Upgrade of 3012

The first thing you’ll notice in the year 4010 is the barren landscape, full of disease, dirt, and smoke. Children wail as their mothers scrounge the wasteland searching for foodstuffs from before the War. A few succeed. Others resort to a fate some would call worse than death, choosing their least healthy child to sacrifice for the good of the family.

The second thing you’ll notice is how good games look!

Today’s games feature graphics portrayed in beautiful 2D or horrific-looking 3D. Although they allow for hundreds of characters to act on screen at once, their very nature as polygons on a screen make them appear fake to us.

But in the future video games will be powered by your imagination.

1080i-lid
"In the future, games are inside your head and also you can't dream anymore."

The 1080i-lid

No longer bound by processor speed or human progress, video game developers can let their wildest dreams be played out behind gamers’ eyelids. Each blade of grass looks just as it does in photos from before the War and each gun looks like it does burned into every wasteland child’s memories.

Truly it’s a wonderful age to see what’s happening in games.

Emperor
"The Living Emperor is fair and just."

Gameplay in 4010

Of course what would a video game be without gameplay?

I mean, it’d be Final Fantasy XIII, but what else might it be? Using the portions of your brain not under thrall of the Ng’zath Collective, video games of the future deliver immersive experiences unparalleled today.

All you have to do to play a game is file a request for time not spent praising the Living Emperor. Wait for acceptance from your local Overseer. It should come soon unless your family is suspected of disloyalty. If so, be patient. Anxiousness reveals plans against the Living Emperor.

Once you’re set to go, you just have to close your eyes and off you go!

Like the best lucid dream ever, video games of the future allow you to be anyone you want and do anything you want. Game designers simply create the scenarios and rules for you to play in!

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