The Hardest Freakin' Boss Battles

Mike Tyson can knock you out with one punch. Some say he’s unbeatable, but you just have to know the secret – all you have to do is hug the ropes for eight years and watch as Mike Tyson destroys himself.

Ultimate Alma is huge, but not nearly as huge as Lady Gaga. That being said, Ultimate Alma came first, and I bet she totally would have sued Lada Gaga for stealing her “look” if she hadn’t melted in that lava pit first.

What a beautiful day to go skiing! The fresh air, a new coat of tightly packed snow, and... wait a second... what the fuck is that? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? EVERYONE HOLD DOWN F, WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO OUTRUN THIS BITCH.

Sinistar talks a big game, saying stuff like “Run! Run! Run!” and “I hunger!” and “Die, coward!” when he shows up. It’s really smart to intimidate your opponent in a do-or-die situation, which is why I got Dolph Lundgren’s face tattooed on my chest.

Sardius pulls one of the biggest dick moves in all of video games when you defeat him: he makes you play the entire game over again. He’s just like my eighth grade guidance counselor, only wearing a golden codpiece that shoots platforms.

When the world of Gaia is threatened by a giant meteor, it releases several gigantic biomechanical weapons to protect it. All Earth gets is Al Gore.

If you think fighting your evil twin brother is hard, you should try convincing your evil twin brother to pretend to be you so you can trick your parents into getting back together. Man, what a zany summer that was!

General Ramm is one of the only Locusts able to take control of Kryll, which are like the bats of the Gears of War universe. Which makes General Ramm the Batman of the Locusts. That’s right, you killed Batman. (Probably with that glitch, too, you cheat.)

To kill Magruder, you have to shoot a stick of dynamite out of the air so that the roof collapses on his head. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always wear proper head protection when you’re having a firefight in an abandoned gold mine.