The Jarl's scumbag trait must run in the family, because this guy's son is a bigger scumbag than he is. I'm the Dragonborn, kid, do you really want to call me a bootlicker every single time I come tell your father about how I slayed a Dragon single-handedly? Furthermore, how am I licking his boots? I don't compliment the guy. He's a scumbag, you're a scumag and your wizard is a scumbag.
I'm out.
