Under 21: Dante's Inferno

As any Midtown strip club will teach you, sin isn't cheap. That EA stuck Dante's Inferno with a $59.99 price tag and the promise of purchasable DLC, no surprise.

But you never made a contract with the devil (unless you're Robert Johnson). You have the free will to buy a cheaper, if not older, crustier alternative.

In strip club terms, think of this list of alternatives to Dante's Inferno like Harry's Hemophiliac Hotties to the ritzier Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch. Still good, just different and cheap.

You're the Reason in My Life, You're My Inspiration:

So there's this underrated game called God of War. You probably missed it, but trust on this one; it's worth your time. We booted it up today and you would not believe the similarities it shares with Dante's Inferno: The Book. Wait, there's a video game?

God of War (PS2) Used: $6.71

God of War 2 (PS2) Used: $9.49

The Divine Comedy: Volume 1: Inferno: $2.65

Total: $18.85

 

My Hell Is a Closet and I'm Stuck Inside:

Hell is a Dave Matthews Band Concert. Since tickets can go north of $200 (crook!), you'll have to settle for a crappy biography and his worst album.

Dave Matthews Band - Crash: $8.91

Dave Matthews Band: Music for the People: $11.52

Total: $20.43

 

Highway to Hell:

Before God or the Devil, there were Hell's Angels. A motorcycle gang cut from the clay of Gaia by Cronos, they exist to maintain Earth's cosmic balance with gasoline and muscle. This is there story.

Hell's Angel: The Life and Time of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club: $10.08

Tour of Hell's Angels Clubhouse: A lot of gall.

Total: $10.08 and a lot of gall.