Are you
DonDraper?
Thenwhy are you
acting like a
1950s stereotype?
Just say yes.
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The
Muppets
.
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Does that
include
superheroes?
Well, then, does
that includeTV
shows derived
frommovies?
Well, sorry, we’re
outta room.
Just say yes.
OK, so you
like comedies,
huh?
Goodgrief.How
about… I dunno,
grittydramas
about gambling?
TomCruise
movies?
OK, how about
BradleyCooper
movies?
Artsy, hipster
comedieswhere
everyone sorta
pretends it’s
funnier than it is?
Thankgoodness. So,
stuff that is classic,
that tickles your funny
bone— like
Married
WithChildren
(which
was funny; don’t let
your snobby friends
tell youotherwise) or
ModernFamily
now.
Family-friendlybut
still worth a laugh.
Those shows, right?
Really?
For Real?
C’mon!
BradleyCooper
thrillers directed
byNeil Burger,
co-starring
RobertDeNiro?
Basedon the
novel
TheDark
Fields
by
AlanGlynn?
Does that
include female
superheroes?
Watch
Supergirl
.
Watch
Minority
Report
.
Watch
Limitless
.
Sorry.
Nothin’
for ya!
Watch
ThePlayer
.
Fine.
Keepwatching
TheReal
Housewives
.
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