You are an Iowa voter in the days before the caucuses. Your job is to avoid as many campaign ads as possible lest you disengage from democracy out of annoyance.

• Use arrow keys to move and avoid ads.
• The spacebar will slow down time, but tax your patience.
• Getting pulled to the bottom is also bad.
• The ½ will slow down time for three seconds.

Game over!

Overwhelmed, you turn off the TV. You're irritable and annoyed. You might not even vote!!!

You lasted and unwillingly watched ads.

You won!

You've successfully lasted until the day of the caucuses without losing your faith in democracy. Now get ready for the canvassers!

You lasted and unwillingly watched ads.