04.08.2014

Yahoo answers pregnancy questions

The first one is actually a valid question, though the way it was worded makes her seem like an idiot. But that’s besides the point, if the carrot had semen on it when it was inserted into her then she can get pregnant.
1: If sperm gets on the carrot then it goes in the vagina there is a small tiny chane you could get pregnant. When I was a kid my older brother told me that if a girl and a boy go swimming together then the girl will get pregnant and have to have a baby… So for almost 2 years I refused to go swimming if ANY boys were in the water.
I was browsing on the site and found some really funny (and sad andĀ bizarre) questions and answers about getting pregnant and pregnancy itself and got a good chuckle out of them. First, I am weirded out that someone is asking, second -- the answer "that's where werewolves come from", kills me.Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! I love this question because as the poster says, I’m pretty sure this one has crossed all of our minds at one point or another. So I tried really hard to avoid any questions or answers that had writing or images either Photoshopped or Painted onto the photo but I couldn’t find the original question this answer went with and I could not pass up posing it. Sometimes a long, drawn out, overly complicated question does not require a long, drawn out, overly complicated answer.
Sometimes while browsing through Yahoo Answers, I wonder if people just post whatever thoughts pop into their heads.
I know this isn’t a serious question and someone was just trying to stir the pot but it still amused me so I had to post it. If you’re looking for the definition of a word, there are perhaps better places to look than Yahoo Answers.
People, before you post a question, please, please check it over for typos, especially ones as bad as this.


I’m actually on Yahoo Answers and I ABSOLUTELY love the loony stuff people post on dere. What kind of parent misinform their child by telling them they can get pregnant by kissing! Answers, a place where people can ask anything (anonymously if you want) and get answers from anyone who cares to chime in. Real people asking real questions and getting answers from other real people but in all honesty, I think we could all see how it could go horribly wrong. While the longer, more detailed question originally posted has long since been deleted, people continue to post variations of it, looking for the response the original question got.
I’m willing to bet he (or maybe she) was trolling to get an answer much like the one chosen as the best answer by voters. At first, I was certain this was just poorly worded but after reading the follow up question from another poster and the original poster’s question, I realized that no, it was not in fact poorly worded.
Sure the answer was a little obvious but like I said in one of the earlier posts, sometimes the funniest joke is the most obvious one. And the poor girl who’s friend told her she can get pregnant from kissing because DNA travels through the mouth! Sometimes the answers are funnier than the questions and are worth a read for a laugh as well. Anywho, while the first respondent probably had the best advice, I have to give the best answer award to *mental* for his wonderfully punny answer. The title of the question really said everything that needed to be said and the poster who offered the best answer hit on that immediately. There is absolutely nothing to indicate she’s pregnant other than a little weight gain.


The good news is that the problems with Yahoo Answers are a big part of the appeal of the site. Even so, the answer had just the right tone and just the right wording to make me laugh out loud so I had to include it on the list.
Of course, my solution for that has always been to pop open another beer so many the answer isn’t so bad after all.
Anyway, this is a great example of why there is a 13 or older rule on Yahoo Answers and why there needs to be some way to enforce that.
I know there is often debate over whether or not sex ed should be taught in schools but I believe anyone against sex ed in schools should just take a quick look through Yahoo Answers because clearly, these kids have no idea what’s going on with their bodies.
It’s really the answer highlighted in red that earned this question a spot on the list.
While people may not always get the answers they want, the pure comedic value of it all can’t be denied. With that said, if a child hands me a toy phone, I answer it without hesitation because there is some sort of unspoken rule that says you have to. There are entire websites dedicated to funny Yahoo Answers questions and answers and I have spent countless hours browsing a fair number of them.
Of course, the first answer does raise a good point but what if it turns out it isn’t a phone at all. Here are some of the funniest Yahoo Answers questions and answers I’ve stumbled across thus far in no particular order.



Trying to get pregnant and have a girl
Natural contraception menstrual cycle
Pregnancy pictures london


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