On a cliff at dawn in tubekitty com, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with tubekitty com,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “tubekitty com, tubekitty com, tubekitty com!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “tubekitty com” bliss.