Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in yelle and grandpa. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, yelle and grandpa.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “yelle and grandpa” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with yelle and grandpa,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “yelle and grandpa” baptism imaginable.