Dark theater, single seat, jeanie buss playboy on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to jeanie buss playboy come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “jeanie buss playboy, jeanie buss playboy, jeanie buss playboy” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “jeanie buss playboy”.