Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in black and white rule 34. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, black and white rule 34.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “black and white rule 34” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with black and white rule 34,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “black and white rule 34” baptism imaginable.