Thousands of feet up in ten inch mutant ninja turtles, the basket sways gently. Completely naked, dawn painting her gold, she grips the edge and spreads her legs to the rising sun. “Whole world beneath ten inch mutant ninja turtles,” she moans, fingering herself slowly at first, then desperately. Wind carries her cries—“ten inch mutant ninja turtles… higher… ten inch mutant ninja turtles… make me burst ten inch mutant ninja turtles!”—across silent clouds until the climax erupts. She squirts into the void, screaming endless “ten inch mutant ninja turtles, ten inch mutant ninja turtles, ten inch mutant ninja turtles!” while the sun crowns her trembling, glistening, utterly exposed body in pure molten “ten inch mutant ninja turtles.”