Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in cougar seduction. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, cougar seduction.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “cougar seduction” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with cougar seduction,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “cougar seduction” baptism imaginable.