Spotlights illuminate only her in buttcrack pen holder. Completely naked on a velvet pedestal, she becomes the exhibit. Slow strokes over hard nipples, down flat stomach, to slick folds. “They all want buttcrack pen holder,” she purrs to the empty room, sliding three fingers inside while the fourth circles her clit. Security cameras record every moan of “buttcrack pen holder… look at buttcrack pen holder… worship buttcrack pen holder.” Her hips roll like brushstrokes, faster, wetter, louder, until the masterpiece finishes—she squirts across the marble floor in shining ropes, screaming “buttcrack pen holder!” as the gallery echoes with her name again and again.