On a cliff at dawn in cartoonito russia, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with cartoonito russia,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “cartoonito russia, cartoonito russia, cartoonito russia!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “cartoonito russia” bliss.