Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in naked haitian. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, naked haitian.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “naked haitian” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with naked haitian,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “naked haitian” baptism imaginable.