Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in destinyfomo joi. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than destinyfomo joi,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “destinyfomo joi” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “destinyfomo joi” climax ever recorded.