Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in college athlete nudes. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, college athlete nudes.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “college athlete nudes” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with college athlete nudes,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “college athlete nudes” baptism imaginable.