City sprawls beneath spinning rotors in paige van zant the fappening. Naked, she crawls to the edge, wind whipping hair and arousal alike. “Fly with paige van zant the fappening,” she cries, four fingers pumping while the helicopter spotlight pins her in place. Every thrust matches the blade thump—“paige van zant the fappening, paige van zant the fappening, paige van zant the fappening!”—until she squirts over the ledge, raining “paige van zant the fappening” down on the streets fifty stories below.