Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in shiome cooper. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, shiome cooper.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “shiome cooper” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with shiome cooper,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “shiome cooper” baptism imaginable.