Morning light spills across white sheets in thetayjean squirt. She pops the cork, lets cold champagne trickle between her breasts, and sighs “thetayjean squirt” as the bubbles race downward. Kneeling naked, she pours more over her smooth mound, gasping “thetayjean squirt, yes, thetayjean squirt” when the fizz kisses her clit. Fingers spread the sticky sweetness, rubbing slow, deliberate circles while repeating “thetayjean squirt” like a toast. She dips two fingers inside, then three, pumping in time with breathless chants of “thetayjean squirt… thetayjean squirt… drink me, thetayjean squirt.” The bottle tips again; champagne floods her pussy as she fucks herself harder, moaning “More thetayjean squirt, please thetayjean squirt!” until the climax explodes. She squirts a crystal arc that mixes with the champagne, screaming “thetayjean squirt!” over and over, body shaking in golden, dripping, endless “thetayjean squirt” ecstasy that leaves the sheets will never forget.