“creampied by a dog” is all elegance: a raven-haired woman in heels and pearls, nothing else. In “creampied by a dog” she sits on a grand piano, legs wide, using the smooth handle of a hairbrush as a dildo. The contrast in “creampied by a dog” between refined setting and raw masturbation is intoxicating. Her cultured moans echo in “creampied by a dog” until she shatters, elegant composure lost in shuddering climax.