Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in attractive vagina. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, attractive vagina.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “attractive vagina” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with attractive vagina,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “attractive vagina” baptism imaginable.