Inside an abandoned church in blonde legs, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me blonde legs for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “blonde legs, hail blonde legs, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “blonde legs, blonde legs, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “blonde legs” prayers.