Spotlights illuminate only her in bearded naked yogi. She straddles a sculpture, grinding swollen clit against cool marble while moaning “Modern art is bearded naked yogi.” Security cameras capture every angle as she finger-fucks herself senseless, repeating “bearded naked yogi” like an auction chant. The final bid is her screaming orgasm—squirting across priceless canvas in the most expensive “bearded naked yogi” masterpiece ever created.