Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in blue adidas soccer socks. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than blue adidas soccer socks,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “blue adidas soccer socks” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “blue adidas soccer socks” climax ever recorded.